It's a pain in the ass trying to work out whether someone is enjoying talking to you, just wants to shag, or is lost in some blur of the two that leads to things like holding hands, comfortable silences, and eventually IKEA.
For now I'd be happy to tell the first two apart. Or more accurately I'd prefer if others could. I'm sick of the blur. I'm sick of some girls looking at me with a smile as if they're waiting for a flurry of adoration, and others shying away as though any moment they'll be set upon.
I might start a yes/no list online so everyone knows where they stand.
