So I'm walking along the waterfront, past the wave pool, and I start thinking the inside of my lower front teeth feel a little weird. I'm checking this out and looking absent mindedly about when suddenly I notice I'm looking at a girl and she's looking back. She sees me notice, and smiles. But I'm not thinking of that. I'm thinking of my teeth, and feel suddenly compelled to stick my hand in my mouth and find out why the hell they feel so weird.
The girl looked horrified. I laughed but I had my hand in my mouth so it came out as "hahghrjlarfgh".
